Deep Thoughts.....

[J Gallo]

One thing kids like, is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

[J Gallo]

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

[justinsbmxmom]

Justin told me this week....You shouldn't eat yellow snow. It just not normal!

[colton]

Never spit into the wind

[TP]

Don't pee into the wind either!!!!

[greg]

and don't ever EVER tazer yourself to find out how bad it hurts.

It hurts pretty bad.

[J Gallo]

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

[J Gallo]

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

[JasonStout]

"It's sad to see a family torn apart by something as simple as....


...as wild Boars!" Jack Handy (how do you spell boars?)