NEW BMX CLINIC IN TOWN
Local Rider Develops Clinic For Those In Need
West Jordan, UT (UBMX.COM) – In years past many great clinics have helped Utah BMX riders gain skills and knowledge to help them succeed on the track. Clinics like the 15x clinics, Grassroots clinics, Staats factory clinics, and even the Supercamp clinics have each used their unique talents and information to develop underskilled riders into the champions of tomorrow.
Unfortunately, none of these clinics has taught the one necessary skill that some riders may find the most useful. That one intangible and important skill that highly talented riders just don’t possess.
How to Lose.
But now, thanks to local rider Jason Gallo, that needed skill for most riders can be fulfilled with his “How to Lose like a Pro” clinics. He brings his absolutely incredible and unmatched record of losing to help you develop this essential skill to compete with the best on a local and national level. Here are just a few examples of what you can expect to achieve at his clinics:
I CAN teach you to hit the gate!
I CAN teach you to be 3 to 4 bike lengths behind before the 1st obstacle!
I CAN teach you to roll every jump and obstacle on the track!
I CAN teach you how to say “Nice Race” to competitors after they’ve beat you by 2 straights!
I CAN teach you to how to slam on your brakes before really big doubles!
I CAN’T teach you to manual, jump, go fast, snap out of the gate, win, pedal fast, train, etc that the other clinic “Pro’s” would make you think is so important.
“I’ve watched and learned from some of the best expert and pro riders out there, I CAN teach you to lose better than anyone!!” - Jason Gallo
Watch for this clinic coming to a track near you soon!
One BMX Clinic you can't afford to miss!!!!
One BMX Clinic you can't afford to miss!!!!
Gallo
"The ability to walk fully upright is overrated. Along with tying your own shoes."
"The ability to walk fully upright is overrated. Along with tying your own shoes."
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greg
- 2004 36-40 Cruiser State Champ
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Jason,
I'd like to throw my hat into the ring along with you. I think I would be a vital asset in teaching these important non-skills.
I mean really, how could you possibly have a clinic such as this without one of the losingess (?) champions out there?
In addition to actually hitting the gate, I would be able to teach how to roll out of it seconds behind your compitition. Instead of rolling jumps, I could add the necessary non-skill of crashing into it, over it, and down the backside of it. We could also work on turns. Everyone should know how to dive down low and slide out. An absolute requirement to being your best at losing the race.
As you can see, I am your man in assisting you in teaching the
"HOW TO LOSE LIKE A PRO" clinics
Just let me know when we'll be doing it so I can make sure I pad up for the crash practice.
I'd like to throw my hat into the ring along with you. I think I would be a vital asset in teaching these important non-skills.
I mean really, how could you possibly have a clinic such as this without one of the losingess (?) champions out there?
In addition to actually hitting the gate, I would be able to teach how to roll out of it seconds behind your compitition. Instead of rolling jumps, I could add the necessary non-skill of crashing into it, over it, and down the backside of it. We could also work on turns. Everyone should know how to dive down low and slide out. An absolute requirement to being your best at losing the race.
As you can see, I am your man in assisting you in teaching the
"HOW TO LOSE LIKE A PRO" clinics
Just let me know when we'll be doing it so I can make sure I pad up for the crash practice.
Greg "how long does it take you to crash" prawitt
LMAO!
Greg, I'd love to have any help you can give in running these clinics, but I have 1 reservation:
How can our potential pupils honestly believe you have the necessary "loser" skills when you've earned the 2004 #1 36-40 Cruiser Utah State Champion plate?
At least my plate has 3 digits. Now THAT is something you can hang your hat on!
Greg, I'd love to have any help you can give in running these clinics, but I have 1 reservation:
How can our potential pupils honestly believe you have the necessary "loser" skills when you've earned the 2004 #1 36-40 Cruiser Utah State Champion plate?
At least my plate has 3 digits. Now THAT is something you can hang your hat on!
Gallo
"The ability to walk fully upright is overrated. Along with tying your own shoes."
"The ability to walk fully upright is overrated. Along with tying your own shoes."
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