Race is near

[J Gallo]

It's no time for fear
because my race is near
it seems to appear
that i'm spinning the right gear
a loud noise comes from my rear
must have been the pizza and beer
just blame it on the deer
with my hands I steer
as I ride in the clear
should i begin a career
as an aerospace engineer
or military volunteer
the crowd begins to cheer
i can hear in my ear
I hope I can persevere
and with a tear
i'll say it sincere
i'll no longer interfere
this poem will now disappear

[Guest]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FROM AN ADAM SANDLER MOVIE .. NOT BAD

[Guest]

Not as good as Dani's stuff, maybe she could give you some tips

[bubbaliciousbmxr]

I like it. And It DOES sound like something from a Adam Sandler Movie.

no- Jason should be giving ME tips- I've never written a poem that has made people laugh.

Good work Jason. You made me smile.

[J Gallo]

Your problem thinking of the Adam Sandler movie "Happy Gilmore". There's a scene in a bar with the Shooter McGavin character:

McGavin: Just stay out of my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

Gilmore: How about I just go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddaya say?

Now I'm gonna have to go rent that movie!

[Guest]

So Jason, what your telling us is that you just plagiarized a movie?

At least Dani's are ORIGINAL ideas!

[Iluvmystaats]

Yeah, but Dani's are all the same type, predictable- at least Jason's are amusing and has some variety.

[bubbaliciousbmxr]

PREDICTABLE?

.....just you wait.....

[Guest]

PREDICTABLE? .....just you wait.....

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them". - William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

[bubbaliciousbmxr]

Okay, now I'm curious. What kind of BMX lover would be quoting shakespeare? (Besides me, man that was MY trademark! Now i have to find something ELSE crazy and fun to do!) Now I want to know who is this story-readin-BMX-loving-shakespeare-quoting-guy.

Who said that in twelfth night anyways?

[J Gallo]

at least Jason's are amusing

That's all I'm here for, your amusement!

Seriously, most of the posts I put up on here are meant to be humorous. I just hope everyone finds them at least a little funny, cause they were all funny in my head when I thought of them.