Funny Stuff!

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Don't know whats up over at Yahoo.com, but it appears all the commies took the week off leaving no one to sensor the comment sections below their news articles. Or they were all over commenting on a story about a new federal program to provide special condoms for spider monkeys. Anyway, under this article at http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101228/ap_ ... _economist, this one guy who likes golf posted these three comments that had me wetting myself rolling on the floor! Sorry if you can't handle this, but for those who have half a brain, please enjoy the following!

From the Bogey Man:

A seedy-looking old man was sitting in the first row at a town meeting, heckling the President as he delivered a lengthy speech.
Finally the president pointed to the heckler and said, "Will that gentleman who differs with me please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of America?"
"Well, Mr. Obama," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election."

and.......................

So there was alot of buzz about whether Obama was a “Natural Born Citizen” or not, and thus whether it was legal for him to run or become the President. The way we figure it, there are only three reasons why Obama won’t release his real birth certificate to just end all the controversy.
1. He accidently smoked it.
2. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
3. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded

and then.............................

President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's a$$. It's hard to fool them flies though

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Oh and there was still more! Same guy.

Like any corrupt Chicago politician, Obama would frequently go the cemetery to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. With Roam holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested that they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "If you want to be mayor of Chicago you have to remember, this person has as much right to vote as anyone else here!"

One more........................

"Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor."
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know $hit?"

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This footage of Wayne Brown is funny too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snE43bU0md8



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We'll all be watching Bruce in 5 or 6 years! It'll be funny watching him when he has another BMX dad in a headlock punchin' his lights out!

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Funny Dan. Believe it or not if my kids don't ever take to BMX racing it won't break my heart. I went thru that whole"BMX Dad" thing with Vincent when I was raising him & I can live with it or out it now. I think it's more likely I'd have you in a headlock than an OZD Dad.....



Just kidding.
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